The Idiots are back for Episode 5! You. Are. Welcome. Jackie and Tim tackle their hit list: NBA Finals, the Stanley Cup, racing a horse, Olympic logos or swastikas, ugly Olympians fully nude in Playboy, and baseball managers pitching a fit. Speaking of pitching and catching (and purple lips): A-Rod takes a trannie wanna be to a Toronto strip club. TALK ABOUT IT HAS EXCLUSIVE AUDIO OF A-ROD AND HIS MANLY WOMAN AT THE CLUB. Finally the idiots get real and talk about super fans who's love of sports may extend prison sentences. Special thanks to the Atlanta Hooters! Stephanie, your wings are spicy! LOL!

The new Red Sox charity wines are getting Jackie's boat floating and she and Tim are excited about Shaq's new reality show "Shaq's Big Challenge" where he takes 6 obese children and teaches them to be obese and athletic. The big sports story for Tim is Kobe Bryant demanding to be traded from the LA Lakers. Jackie takes this opportunity to make rape and Nutella jokes. Ken Griffey Junior and Vernon Wells handle baseball hecklers with panache; Jackie and Tim handle podcast hecklers with zero panache. They end Episode 4 with Clemens talk - big surprise - the Idiots think Clemens in a turd sandwich.